A Gregarious Procrastinator
Said the Oracle to the Witch…

outofcontextdnd:

Witch: Hey, my fox familiar can talk to other foxes for local gossip.

Oracle: Yeah, but you can’t rely on fox news.

what she says: i'm fine.
what she means: The final season of the Legend of Korra premieres next week and I am frustrated with the lack of promotion by Nickelodeon.
minuiko:

haircut sisters!!

minuiko:

haircut sisters!!

swan2swan:

buckybarneswho:

Let’s be honest everyone would rather watch a Black Widow movie than antman

Everyone would probably rather watch a Wasp movie than Antman.

Our party pauses to discuss our methods and gain perspective

outofcontextdnd:

Paladin: Well, our tactics aren’t well thought out, we’re not the best at fighting.

Cleric: What are you talking about? We’ve been in about fifty fights and we’ve won every single one. Technically, we’re great at fighting!

Faeries are not fantasy, but a connection to reality. Faeries are irrational, poetic, absurd, and very, very wise. Faeries say there is nonsense in dogma, and sense in nonsense. Faeries express themselves with high seriousness and low humour. Faeries are resistant to all definitions.
Brian Froud (via blushingbreathless)

becapella:

gayest scene in modern film history

31 Days of Halloween

Scooby-Doo On Zombie Island (1998)

"We wanted a curse on the pirates. To destroy them as we destroyed our island. Our wish was granted. We became cat creatures and destroyed the pirates! Only afterwards did we discover that invoking the Cat God’s power had cursed us as well."